Teen Perp Swears She Won't Do It Again

March 14th 11:36pm - Case # 5587980 - Suspect was caught stealing clothes from the establishment. It was the St. Patricks Day holiday and the garments in question were green. Suspect must have had the luck of the irish on their side because LP officer was persuaded to handle the infraction on site with no police involvement. Evidence logged on Mar 14, 2018.